Dingleberry picking

A kinky sex move where the woman goes a week without whipping her ass or showering. The man on day 7 inserts his penis into her ass in the doggy style position and picks the shit off of her hairs like he's picking apples and eats it.

P1: Dingleberry picking is nasty!
P2: Well have you tried it?

by Thatonekid87 June 18, 2020

picking up chains

a form of skanking that looks as if the person is picking up chains

"Look at all these losers picking up chains."

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Pinging

After a long sesh of gaming or taking drugs, your eyes are mad fucking itchy and you just feel like laughing all the time even tho your eyes are in pain

Dude i gotta go off now, my eyes are pinging!
Mate just wait after we finish this line a cock and we will go way you, ya total pinging wankstain

by pyrophobix February 27, 2020

pinning

childs way of saying "spinning"

"and the world is pinning round"

by kila February 29, 2008

Pining

An offshoot of whining, mostly heard issuing from loudmouth office types.

Monday morning, and Stef is pining already....

by terrible Terry tate September 27, 2005

Apple Picking

The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.

Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."

by Paraderain September 25, 2010

pining for the fiords

a phrase used as a last ditch attempt to avoid blame for killing something. First used by Monty Python in the infamous "dead parrot" sketch.

#1: "I'm here to get my dog"

#2: "Here you go"

#1: "Holy crap it's dead"

#2: "No it's not, it's just pining for the Fiords"

by Co-stanza August 17, 2010