Period piss

A word made by a girl who wanted to use something other than period pooh because it sounds dumb

"She needs to get her life together."
"Period piss!"

by Jordan15 June 4, 2019

Manstrual Period

1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.

2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.

1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."

2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."

by Badtouchr December 9, 2009

Phantom Period

When a girl feels like she’s getting her period even when she’s not on it.

Jessica: Rachel ugh I feel like I’m getting a Phantom period again. I feel it dripping but I’m not even on my period! I don’t get it for another two weeks.
Rachel: Ugh! I know right, it always makes me stressed out that I got my period too early!

by guccibelt69 January 13, 2020

Boy period

After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed

ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck

ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why

ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass

Carson has left this conversation

xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period

ebinpebis: a what

by ebinjuddu October 12, 2020

man-periods

a male bitching about something and acting childish and rude to people.

ipv6freely/Chris is having his man-periods once more.

by binary-zero February 9, 2010

first period

periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.

period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.

by lilly- mea February 6, 2008

Periodt / Period

1.Used to emphasize a previously mentioned statement, regardless of who said it. Sometimes over used by some people.

2."In general", "nothing specific". You use it as an actual grammatical period but in speech.

3. Menstrual Cycle

4. You say this when someone is trying to make you talk more than you think you should by remaining silent.

Periodt is pronounced like: Piri it

1- person 1: -Nate is such a player. I don't wanna have to deal with that kinda shit no more. Fuck Nate, periodt.
person 2: -ain't got nothing left to say. Periodt.
Person 1: -Periodt.

2-person 1: -what is your favorite movie?
person 2: -like, my favorite kind of movie?
person 1: -nah, like, your favorite movie, period.
Person 2: -oh. The Incredibles.

3- person 1: shit dude! I just got my period!
person 2: need a tampon?

4- person 1: so, how was your date last night?
person 2 (doesn't want to talk about it): oh, y'know, it was fun...
person 1: ... ...
person 2: ...Period.

Periodt / Period

by Knowledge Incarnate January 15, 2020