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packers

A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.
What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.
by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007
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fudge-packer

A colloquial Australian Term refering to a person of homosexual tendancies. Also can be used as a verb.
"Thorpeys a bloody fudge-packer" or "Thorpey packs the fudge mate"
by non fudge-packer September 23, 2005
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Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.
How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!
by Crazyswordsman February 2, 2005
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fudge packer

Usually describes the act of homosexual anal penetration in which the penis 'packs' the feaces tight into the anal passage.

A person who works in a factory wrapping and packaging fudge.
The factory workers packed over 100,000 boxes of fidge last year.

Nicola's boyfriend packed alot of fudge into her when they had anal intercourse.

Thoses two are fudge packers.
by Emmsarsedbandit December 3, 2009
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packettie

A female who is enrolled in the "cock for rock" program.
Leader of the packetties Is the packeteer.

Male packattie is know as a palletie.

Exchanges sexual favours for packets of rock.
"Here packettie, packettie, packettie" said while waving packet in one's face.

"Wheres all the packetties tonight"?
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packet of crips

Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.

Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.
Talking to a barman: Pint and a packet of Crips please.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Packet-slut

A person who is willing to partake in trading sexual favours for some mind altering substances.
Everyone knows he’s only getting laid because that girl he is seeing is a major packet-slut feening for her next hit of meth!
by Coastalkiwi June 20, 2018
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