jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018

James Patterson

The proper definition of James Patterson is smoking crack or solicitation of prostitution.

Do you girls read the James Patterson?

by Cupcake Cake July 7, 2011

Patter Merchant

Someone who can physically talk the hind legs of a dead dog, the merchant is persistant-with patter, arrogant by nature, laugable, and a complete twat...

"yip, yip, yip, yak, yak, yak,"

-can i hear the pitter patter of tiny bullshit??? you patter merchant!

by hollister1979 March 22, 2012

Zeos Pantera

A large Italian man who will always come second to Philly D

Bro stop being such a Zeos Pantera

by Mr Rust December 8, 2021

ordinary human patterns

oddly enough ordinary human patterns.
we are not special only special through the make up of our consciousness.

She was getting used to him. His different ways. His quirks. In all potential madness there were ordinary human patterns and behaviours like insecurity. jealousy. admiration. respect. mistrust. desire. loathing. they were there. only disguised with wit, humour, delusion. playful or sincere. they were getting to know each other.

by Krkič November 7, 2020

patero

patero is the maori word for perfume or cologne.

#1 "i can smell your patero from here." #2 "thats a nice smelling patero you have." #3 "am I the only one that can smell patero?" #4 "can everyone else in here smell that patero?" #5 " you stink, go put some patero on." #5 "is that patero i can smell or did someone fart?" #6 "far out, your patero is so strong its choking me!"

by bulgogi 10V3 March 22, 2019

Pantera

Awfully overrated Nu-Metal/Groove Metal band from Texas. Started as a tolerable, if not likeable glam band, but then in the Nineties changed the style to ride out on the success of thrash metal by playing semi-intense "metal" riffs. Guitarist Dimebag Darrell, formerly known as Diamond, is ridiculously overrated and only plays generic bluesy pseudo-metal riffs over Vinnie Paul's overproduced drums. Phil "Anal Slam-o" Anselmo's vocals are the most horrid heaps of garbage to ever come from human vocal cords. Inspired the likes of Lamb of God and countless others.

Kid who hangs out at the mall: R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell! Pantera's the best band ever.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.

by bawlsinyerface May 27, 2008