parking lot

A total eyesore. Usually forest and buildings are torn down for these, but in the end there is a surplus anyways. Made for cars to park in.

The whole world is gonna be a damn parking lot.

by =PaRtY_BaG= July 25, 2004

7-11 parking lot

better known as the "alternative homeless shelter"

there goes some bum in the 7-11 parking lot

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007

human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them

Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones

by SilliParker December 13, 2010

pearling

To roll the perfect jay

man i be pearling it all the time why you think this jay looks so nice all the time.

by oglocfrom the block August 2, 2009

Doris Day Parking

Typically in Doris Day movies, she somehow, miraculously, gets a parking space right in front of the place she needs to go. How convenient! And being an urban dweller, where parking 10 blocks from your house is a gift, getting a spot right out front of the place you are going deserves it's very own name!

Friend: Thanks for coming over. Did you find a spot close by?
Visiting friend: Did I? I found Doris Day Parking -- I'm never leaving!

by mrs.roper July 6, 2009

Parking Nazi

The obnoxious ticket giver who's job it is to make young people, esp. college student's lifes a liveing hell. Often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you're actually going into the mall after parking your car there.

"There's the parking nazis makeing sure I'm actually shopping here today."

by Canadamus_Prime November 2, 2004

parking-lot pimpin'

hanging outside a club or party after it ends to spit to the girls

I don't want to go inside, let's do this parking-lot pimpin' dog.

by MB April 29, 2003