cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.

"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"

by braeez September 16, 2023

Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.

Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy

by emili4 January 26, 2021