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P.O.S. Parade

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!
Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025
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wap parade

Like when people showing off their genitalia and asses to each other in a group face to face, on cam (zoom calls, cam rooms etc. They also share pictures in a group hosted by the admin like their desperate for sex or cybersex virtually.
It’s what we call setting up a wap parade to attract other people.
by A7677 August 9, 2021
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Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.
John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"
by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024
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Weatherman parade

Having sexual intercourse in a vehicle whilest in the middle of a very severe storm such as a hurricane,tornado,earthquake,or blizzard
Hey girl you want to have a weatherman parade
by CHECKMARKBILL9 October 10, 2018
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