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blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
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Crust pride

A feeling of pleasure and shameless glory in one's hygiene, or lack thereof.
"When's the last time Jetta washed her hair?"
"It's hard telling. Weeks, maybe."
"Crust pride never dies..."
by PITSorGTFO June 15, 2011
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Pinoy Pride

A Filipino delusion about how their race is the most powerful in the world. They would brag about it whenever they want.
"An American singer won in prestigious singing competition in the US. Her great-great grandmother has 1/4 Filipino blood in it."

Filipinos: PINOY PRIDE! PROUD TO BE PINOY!
by Jico ulol September 4, 2019
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Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.
by Latin Rite September 4, 2013
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Pride and Joy

Well you've heard about love givin' sight to the blind
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my lady, she's long and lean
You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Well I love my baby, like the finest wine
Stick with her until the end of time
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, my heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Professionally priced

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
by Charles R jr. July 11, 2007
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Reince Priebus

Latin term for the space that separates the reproductive organs from the anus in a human being.

See also, a bare, soulless, spineless, empty piece of skin that sits quietly and obediently between an asshole and a dick.
Is there anything worse than an itchy Reince Priebus? I think not.
by dan411 February 2, 2017
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