peenacalada

An underwater creature which makes funny noises when you poke it.

Andy : Jeezus Thats a big peenacalada.

by Koaladude December 28, 2005

skin peen

an uncircumcised penis with an inordinate amount of skin

"I was hooking up with skin lips and was horrified to find he also had a skin peen."

by Skin Peens 4 Lyfe August 4, 2009

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

Peench

- verb (used with objects)
how a smallface (see smallface), redneck, hick or NASCAR enthusiast would describe the action of squeezing or compressing between the finger and thumb, the teeth, the jaws of an instrument, or the like.

Smallface (to New Yorker thinking her pronunciation of "pinch" will sound funny): Hey! Say "peench!"

New Yorker (left extremely confused): Ummm... okay. "Peench."

by Tdeauxpahsssss June 24, 2010

Peen

A verb, to poke, pod, or generally touch another perso with yor penis, usually in the face.

Ewww.... I got peened by RJ in the face again!

by Mark January 14, 2004

Peen

A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)

Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?

by xenite May 27, 2008

peenty

1. something that's not right 2. something that doesnt feel/seem right

1. That dub you gave me was peenty.
2. That cop lurking around your hood is peenty.
Not answering your phone or calling/texting back is peenty.

by young mick June 4, 2010