The net god is one of the most highly respected gods in the universe. People feed the net god by throwing various items as "sacrifices" and people have been known to get in trouble for doing so. The location of the net god is found in Worthington, Ohio but the exact location is only known to a few followers.
Net God: "I must be fed!"
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
Worshiper: (throws chairs and food into the net god)
Net God: "Thank you young servant."
by The High Priest May 23, 2011
Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.
To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
A cable sports channel. Unlike wordESPNword, which provides nationalized coverage, Fox Sports Net is more regional in nature, with various regions of the country each having their own version of the network, thus providing more coverage of local teams.
by TheEvilOne June 22, 2003
When someone uses “Foe net bangin” they are admitting to be an extreme pussy and beta male. They are asking you to rail them in the ass because they are also gay as fuck. This term is commonly used by Marco and his gang members.
by skxeptikz June 21, 2021
The hockey net is a god. We love everything he does for us. All hail the holy hockey net. We pray everyday to it.
by larron godly 5 May 21, 2019
This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.
by Jafeica September 21, 2015
When one swallows ejaculate straight down the throat during oral sex, without any semen entering or touching the sides of the mouth or tongue - Swish, nothing but net.
by Maida_gc April 22, 2021