nucleus

(interjection) - used as an exclamation of pain, surprise, pity, complaint, dislike, joy, etc.

He shouted, "Nucleus!" as they stared at the most expensive car they had ever seen.

by Mavrik1621 December 14, 2009

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

Nuclei Galioasis

Nuclei Galioasis ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nkl-s, ny-)
n. pl. nu·cle·i (-kl-)

1. A large, membrane-bound, usually spherical protoplasmic structure within a living cell, containing the cell's hereditary material and controlling its metabolism, growth, and reproduction.
2.A group of atoms bound in a structure, such as a benzene ring, that is resistant to alteration in chemical reactions.

Latin nuculeus, nucleus, kernel, from nucula, little nut, diminutive of nux, nuc-, nut.

by www.dictionary-.pp.com March 22, 2005

Nuclear Rhino

noun.
When you put a sex toy (preferably a dildo) in a microwave for 45-60 sec. then take it out and use is on oneself or a partner.

"I gave Sharon a Nuclear Rhino last weekend"
"Did she like it?"
"Dude, She loved it!"

by tipsekalb May 2, 2010

Nuclear Tea

Tea that is made by placing a teabag in a cup of cold water, then nuking (microwaving) it till it's hot.

Oh shit, the kettle's broken! Guess it's nuclear tea for me till I get a new one...

by Nuketea October 6, 2011

Nuppet

Members of Congress who have signed pledge cards to always adhere to very specific positions on issues as approved by their Nuppeteer Grover Norquist thus abrogating their duty to deliberate, problem solve and work for the good of the American people.

The Nuppets in Congress who refuse to raise the debt ceiling if the agreement includes any "tax increase" whatsoever including ending tax loopholes for wealthy corporations and thereby jeopardizing the full faith and credit of the United States Government.

by CommonSense2011 July 7, 2011

nuclear roast beef

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013