Douche Nuke

The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.

Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.

by speedshift September 14, 2014

sperm nuke

Another way to say "dick."

Jo: Yo, he's totally a sperm nuke!
Bob: Why don't you say "dick" like everyone else?
Jo: Because I can!
Bob:*facepalms*

by MayoNinja July 19, 2016

tacktickle nuke

a highly explosive bomb

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth

by noooo moooooo names January 26, 2017

Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017

Schmeat Nuke

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.

“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke”

by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

North Korea’s Nuke

A few pieces of cardboard glued together with a radiation symbol drawn on with crayon.

Person 1: Are you afraid of North Korea’s Nuke?
Person 2: Afraid that it might give Kim Jong Un a paper cut? Not really.

by University of Markov May 18, 2018