Nonce

A slag word for a pedophile

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!

by James arther October 24, 2020

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Nonce Island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a slang word usually used by British people. Nonce simply means a very very Nice person

"The shopkeeper in the corner shop is a nonce"

by Herku July 15, 2021

golden nonce

A Highly ranked paedophile

That big gangster looks like he's received a Golden Nonce, That guy is a golden nonce

by RaperFace November 22, 2017

cunt nonce face

A term used to define a silly ginger twat.

Andy Begg is a cunt nonce face

by Simmy Javile May 22, 2018

Dog_Nonce

Derogatory term derived from the interference, sexually of k9’s. Gusset pouch is an example of a Dog Nonce.

I needed heals you dog_nonce.

by Bigtoolv8 July 24, 2018