john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)

Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.

by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018

John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017

John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.

That John man, he’s the worst.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 16, 2018

The John

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.

I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.

by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017

JOHN

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.

johns penis was so small that sheral cryed

by blargalarga March 24, 2013

John

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.

Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.

by the CBK May 6, 2014