2 definitions by The Sophisticated Beauty

John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.

That John man, he’s the worst.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 15, 2018

Lana

Lana is a smart, talented beauty. She is selfless and helpful and people are jealous of her. Some people take advantage of her, especially guys but she keeps being herself. Lana usually had freckles and long hair. Usually any one named Lana should be cherished but people often discard her and regret it in the end. Nerdy boys love her. If you have one, keep her. Don’t let her go.

Look, here comes Lana.

She’s gorgeous.
I know, I’m jealous of her.

You should be.

by The Sophisticated Beauty June 5, 2018