river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006

It cleans me nearly

When something is very funny and you have to laught very hard.
similar to Laughing out loud, but you dont use any abbreviation.
Originally it comes from swissgerman.

*bamf tells a joke*

girl: Hahaha, it cleans me nearly...

by gadä August 20, 2012

neat

a synonym for describing something as gay

Dude, that scarf you bought is neat

by kmascilak June 15, 2008

The Nartist

The Host and Producer of 'End of the Week', a video gaming/forum podcast on Wiipals.net

have you heard of end of the week?
yeah that the nartist guy makes it.

by eotw fan May 6, 2009

neat

neat
Used to sarcastically describe someone or something. Basically substituting words like "idiot" or "retard"

" Today at work this guy was following me around, ya he was neat."

" My car is being neat again."

" Thanks for putting the toilet seat down you neat!."

by tina tina January 1, 2009

near

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.

Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.

by JAFR2 January 20, 2009

nearit

The inverse of something

Jo: You think I rock like hard core tasty abs.
Anna: Nearit.

by Trey February 6, 2003