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alcohol induced narcissism 

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.
"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."
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Gnarcissistic 

One who is constantly performing gnarly/epic/radical actions for no purpose other than to enhance one's image.
That bro's so gnarcissistic he films himself base jumping off the thousand-foot cliff he just climbed.

Did you hear about that guy who climbed El Capitan without a rope, but had a camera crew 5 feet away from him the whole time? Totally gnarcissistic, dude.
Gnarcissistic by hungryhank August 1, 2012

narcisissy 

Variety of gay guy,so vain,effeminate and self-absorbed it verges on the comic.More the exception than the norm,sometimes avoided by other gays.Frequents excruciating,cheesy reality shows.
"I have sat nav in my Acura to scour my town for my exfoliants,before my therapist.Do you think I look cute in my hat?" Addicted to the narcisissy porno genre,which involves a vast mirror,the user(freshly exfoliated),and latest phone cam.Saturates Facebook with every breath taken in their daily life.
narcisissy by G Suss August 23, 2012

Narcisside 

Death by use of your own words used against yourself
He really shouldn't have disclosed that he was a fitness fanatic, now he has to workout everyday to prove it to her otherwise it's narcisside
Narcisside by perSephonie October 16, 2016

narcisshitting 

Verb

The act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.
"Were you masturbating in my bathroom? You were in there forever."

"Nah, I was just narcisshitting."
"...what's the difference?
narcisshitting by PoonDragoon August 6, 2016

narcisseptable 

A person with a chronic pattern of romantic involvement with an identifiable narcissist.
Debbie is so narcisseptable to big ego dudes that make it all about themselves all the time!
narcisseptable by Pixie Chick November 28, 2019

Narciscis 

nar-sis-sis

adjective

1. a cisgender person who wrongfully claims that cis or cisgender is a slur to validate the transphobia they had long before they ever heard the word.

noun

1. a person who is Narciscistic
Transphobic people can be such a NARCISCIS for saying Transgender people are the ones that are spreading hate.
Narciscis by adorably_loud May 27, 2022