Verb
The act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.
The act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.
"Were you masturbating in my bathroom? You were in there forever."
"Nah, I was just narcisshitting."
"...what's the difference?
"Nah, I was just narcisshitting."
"...what's the difference?
by PoonDragoon March 8, 2016