narcisshitting

Verb

The act of browsing social media while defecating, for the sole purpose of finding out how many likes/shares/comments/reblogs/upvotes, etc. your posts have garnered since you last checked.

"Were you masturbating in my bathroom? You were in there forever."

"Nah, I was just narcisshitting."
"...what's the difference?

by PoonDragoon August 6, 2016

narcissisting

1. The act of excessively indulging in self-centered or egotistical behavior, especially in social situations or when interacting with others. Often involves monopolizing conversations, constantly seeking attention, or disregarding others' feelings or opinions.

2. Using social media or other platforms to excessively promote oneself or one's achievements, often to the point of annoyance or alienation of others.

3. Engaging in manipulative, self-centered behavior during a divorce process, often characterized by unreasonable demands, lack of empathy towards the spouse, and using the situation to gain attention or sympathy from others.

"I stopped inviting Jeff to parties; he's always narcissisting, making everything about him."

"His Instagram is just non-stop narcissisting. Every post is a selfie or a humble brag."

"Going through a divorce with him is exhausting. He's constantly narcissisting, turning every negotiation into a drama, making petty demands, exerting control, controlling the narrative and disregarding the impact on the kids or me."

by gretav2 October 30, 2023