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Suck muscle

Stop working your suck muscle and get to work, you lazy bastard!
by Professor Rubow December 7, 2011
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Pub-Muscle

Extra fat reserves in the stomach region due to an unhealthy diet/beer/lack of exercise/all of the above.
"I'm so fat, look at my beer belly"

"No no no, that's just pub-muscle!"
by emxili September 25, 2011
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hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.
Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!
by nisee January 25, 2013
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butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.
I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.
by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015
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marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness
You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.
by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016
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chubby muscle

Opposite of skinny fat. Someone who is looks chubby but is fit and has muscles.
The NFL linebackers are chubby muscles.
by BritStark September 21, 2017
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Baboon Muscle

The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.
"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."
by Janoy Cresva April 21, 2018
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