Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

Kieron’s Mum

A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.

Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.

by Kieronsmumsflaps January 31, 2023

harrys mum

DEAD

that crash was hectic harrys mum is DEAD

by harrys dad May 15, 2022

your mum

A dumb joke that idiots use like me.

idiots also use it for roasting people but we all know that won't work

roast: person: boii you look like saggy wet noodles

idiot: like your mum?

by WhoEatDaOreo January 14, 2017

Andrea(mum)

andrea-the best ever. she's a mum and a super hero. She cares for her children and would put them over anything. You may end up having fights and arguments with her but u know she will always be there for you no matter what

definition-Andrea(mum) is my mum she's the best and I love her more than anyone

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022