Mermaid

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012

Marmaduked

When a great dane jizzes on your face.

Marmaduke, NOOOO! I've been Marmaduked!

by cumjerky September 12, 2010

yassine mohmand

Someone who is just Da Motha Fucking Boss. He doesnt give two shits about nothing and is an awesome person thats a hilarious comedian.

Yo, that dude is a straight up yassine mohmand!

by Noar bomb April 21, 2015

marmalade

Aside from being a popular breakfast condiment, marmalade is used to describe something approved by a person or alternatively, if no other word seems appropriate, marmalade can be used. Also used as a greeting.

"What did he give you?"
"Um just some marmalade.."

Yo marmalade features!
What the marmalade you up to?

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 24, 2005

MOMA Car

Car owned currently or formally by a pole smoker. Hence the acronym Man On Man Action.

"Geeze, I think I sat in a skeeter puddle while riding in Danny's MOMA Car!"

by Hockey boy dan August 28, 2007

sugar free moma

(n) a woman that is in the same role as a sugar mama, but does not have the financial ability to provide for her boy toy.

she lost her job, so she became my sugar free moma for a while

by tortik January 20, 2010

the little mermaid

disney movie thats the awesomest ever go jimeny cricket!!...ariel can be known as "the whore of the sea"

damn! tonight imma go watch the aweseomest movie ever!@! the little mermaid

by wheaton <3 August 19, 2006