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Morally-ungoogleable

A google search that is so morally/ethically disturbing the you can not mentally prepare yourself for the results and you abandon or question your quest for dark knowledge/humanity.
Morally-ungoogleable search - "how many sleeping pills will it take to "NOT" kill the baby, yet make it sleep"

Morally-ungoogleable search - "How can my Mommy be my Auntie and My Daddy be my Grandpa... and why do I have 6 fingers and 8 toes.. makes it hard to count good"
by angry lil bird March 12, 2023
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Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.
Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult
by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019
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Daniel Morales

Daniel morales also means “me” in English
Daniel: The next person to say anything related to the weather owes me $10
John:Oh you mean me as in Daniel Morales
by afromandan March 17, 2022
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Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."
Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.
by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020
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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Moral

Morals come from the god(s) not men as ethics, principals, or laws would.

(Note: I'm only adding the historically accurate primary definition here because I noticed the definition of morality has been perverted everywhere else on the internet)
This is a moral imperative!
Commodus is not a moral man.
by WGstyles August 12, 2025
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