moustache ride

Oral Sex

Who wants a moustache ride?

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

moustache

How a Tool spell the word mustache

GUY 1: My Lord Reginold, I believe I want to grow a moustache.
GUY 2: Hey toolshed, there's no O in mustache.

by rossman4eva96 April 25, 2011

Holla Monsta

A Holla Monsta is a girl that talks a lot and is always willing to "holla". Can talk about almost anything for hours and still keep the conversation interesting.

That girl is such a Holla Monsta, and I love her for it!

by Magan-Jaymes October 5, 2008

moustachio

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

someone is actually talking to moustachio.

by j-roc November 3, 2003

chocolate moustache

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010

inverse moustache

A woman, of the female variety, who has a very hairy lower back (just above her butt).

"That broad has one wicked nasty inverse moustache! I can only Imagine the hairy jungles of her nether-regions." <then you would puke>

by Blazeler December 14, 2008

monsta

Not to be confused with "Monster" a "Monsta" is, put quite simply, a scary fat chick.

Prnounciation: "MON STAAA"

"WoW! Look at that MONSTA!"

"My buddy got drunk last night and almost hooked up with a MONSTA!"

"I almost got trampled by a MONSTA at McDonalds yesterday!"

by L. Jenkins April 28, 2006