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Snitch Master

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."
"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor
by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010
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Sketch Master Mickey Mike

A) A person or situation in which the intentions are not thorough or are lacking detail, usually to the point where feelings of upmost discomfort and anxiety are the norm for all who surround the culprit. Sketch Master Mickey Mike is usually referenced when one wants to leave a situation permanently and never return again for fear of a mugging, raping, death, or combination of all three.

B) Someone who is shady or shifty, more so than most. Picture a trench coat.

C) The master of sketchy.

(Note that the culprit doesn't have to be named Mike.)
Dude, remember that guy who tried to sell us tweak on the corner after he asked for directions to the abortion clinic? He was Sketch Master Mickey Mike.
by MagicallLobster December 12, 2011
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connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
by connection master January 8, 2013
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Woo Master

The "Woo Master" is an individual who is able to win others over. Typically through the coercion of individuals to engage in recreational activities (ie. excessive drinking).
Chris Isted was the frigging "Woo Master" at the last nursing division meetings. That guy can talk anyone into partying.
by EliRN August 21, 2014
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shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.
by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014
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field master

A player in the game of Craps that concentrates his betting on the Field Box. The house has an advantage over the player yet this person is highly successful.
He knew exactly when to parlay his bets into a big win at the craps table, what a field master!
by BF RS JK MZ Death November 29, 2016
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Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.
" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "
by DMCshawn September 27, 2018
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