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Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh
I HATE MESSI
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
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Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.
Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!
by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024
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Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?
by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022
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Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.
White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"
by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024
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MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and
Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*
by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010
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Messy willy

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.
by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
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messy jay

A name some might be called due to accusations , FALSE accusations that is
-Hey mom can I go to jays house

-You mean MESSY JAYS house?
by Messy Jay. June 19, 2023
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