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leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
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Messy willy

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.
by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
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Lionel Messi

Literally the best footballer in the world. 8 FAIR ballon d'ors and an insane amount of G/A's that surpass the "complete" footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Has a loyal fanbase. Also is very humble.

Some Ronaldo fans call him Pessi because they have infested their brains with football troll face edits and brainrot and cant defend their idol Cristiano Ronaldo because Messi is more superior in awards and trophy.
And some call him FIFA boy considering the fact that CR7 has more UEFA special awards, Maradona award and Player Of the Century award. (all from FIFA)
1: "Lionel Messi is the best footballer in the world"
2: "Lionel Messi vs CR7 isn't even a debate. Messi wins"
by barca09 March 12, 2025
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messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel
by Lando? June 14, 2016
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Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.
He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.
by kai_yke October 6, 2022
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Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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