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Message for all urban dictionary workers. We wish you the best of luck.
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022
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message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".
Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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dread message

A message left on someones phone when the person leaving it is drunk.
"I got totally hammered last night and left a dread message on my girlfriends phone."
by Kurt Chaka March 2, 2008
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goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.
by rasheem3 October 11, 2008
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away message activist

some one who believes their away message can change the world (or the outcome of an election)
Tom: Did you see his away message? "If you vote for Obama, you'll go to hell."

Dick: What an away message activist.
by dsunavypa March 18, 2009
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Chaos Message

Sending one message to all of your friends or at least 100 at the same time on facebook thus spamming them with a thousand notifications creating chaos
greg: Aww man did you get invited to this conversation too?

bob: yeah dammit! it's a freakin chaos message!!!

phil: my phone won't stop vibrating with notifications guys!
by xDAGx May 16, 2011
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