muppet baby

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.

I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.

by derm June 18, 2005

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 22, 2007

Muppet

An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity

"hey look at that Muppet over there!"

by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015

Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.

We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Muppet

of "what the fuck" when u see a quote from ur gf in her acquitqances profile after she mentions it to me

T.M. You Muppet.

Patience... Is All It Takes....

YEAHH RIGHT!

by nomodelagency December 28, 2005

muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 6, 2004