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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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oliver marchant

has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.
IT IS as big as oliver marchants legs
by chode legs November 28, 2021
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Cr Marchant Middle School

The best and worst middle school in weston
It lowkey cool cuz the drama and ghettoness. but lowkey u will get some good education
fights are a W and lowkey funny
but u will get good education (science,technolagy,engernnrng,mathamatics)
Quan:WHat school yall going?
The Squad: CRrrrrr
Quan:wrddd
Them: You should come to Cr Marchant Middle School
Quan: Aiiight
by eatoncentreking October 14, 2023
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double mix match

double mix match

when you and a friend are raw dogging a girl and you both creampie her at the same time. 9 months later her baby has traits with both you and your friend.
Dude, have you seen Jenny’s baby after we double mix matched her? It has my brown eyes and your blonde hair!
by Mikeal Cabute July 21, 2018
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this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music

She makes landscape paintings

but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate

"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
by iljrmy June 20, 2023
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Game, Set, Match

The first (or most popular) definition referencing tennis is most accurate. Tennis however is a gentleman's game and the expression is best used when giving prospers to another player.
You see; Dude come strolled cross the median, must have 9 or 11 hoes trollin' behind, your there with your mediocre mouthpiece and girl number three. All you can say is: "game, set, match pimp."
by Man Veracious December 15, 2020
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Simon Marchant

To pull a Simon Marchant is, to join a football team and costantly be on the bench.
"That Michael Owen has been pulling a Simon Marchant since he joined Real Madrid eh"?
by Dan Simmonds March 23, 2005
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