matchturbate

To masturbate to the profile picture of a person on match.com.

Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.

by ghuuuuuuu July 4, 2010

Machete

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!

by skown March 5, 2011

macheek

fine as piece of woman.

enjoys dancing, partying, chedda

works hard fo' her$

alwayz lookin' fresh tuh d3@th. young stunna y'all don't wanna mess wit dis homey

a.k.a. m@c#33k, ch-ch-ch-chikas,lil mama'

Yo macheek wut ya' doin' 2nyte

i'm workin muh corner dawg, tell dat hussy to bring his chedda and shits goin' down. muh lip gloss loook poppin, don't it?

by Vil January 15, 2008

Mach 5

Speed Racer's race car!

I will survive, in my Mach 5.

by George January 4, 2005

Mach Jesus

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

by Shane Harrison June 25, 2007

Machado

An awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands

ah man that Machado all ways gets the girls.

by Kiwigodboyman January 11, 2009

Matchbox 20

An adult-alternative band of the late '90s and early '00s. The have had many chart topping hits such as "real World", "Push", "3 a.m.", "If You're Gone", and "Unwell". The band consists of Rob Thomas (vocals, piano, accoustic guitar), Kyle Cook (lead guitar, vocals), Paul Doucette (drums, percussion, vocals), Brian Yale (bass), and Adam Gaynor (rhythm guitar, vocals). The group formed in 1996, and they have released 3 albums to date. Rob Thomas, Brian Yale, and Paul Doucette were all previously in the band called Tabitha's Secret before they formed Matchbox 20.

Matchbox 20 is a very experienced band that has both meaningful lyrics and kick-ass shows.

by 1039smthdoutnessas August 18, 2005