Martina

M : is for mild, your mild and gentle way.
A: is for admirable, you certainly are!
R: is for reasonable, your understanding way.
T: is for thoughtful, the caring you.
I: is for impressive, your list of qualities.
N: is for natural, the genuine side of you.
A : Is for admirable, you certainly are!

honestly just ask martina

by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021

The Martian Chronicles

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.

Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

Sticky Martinez

When a girl beats you off with two hands, because your cock is just that fucking huge.

Miguels didn't really know what he was doing the first time he masturbated, so he gave himself a Sticky Martinez

by person567 December 20, 2008

Joey-Martin

Joey-Martin
noun

person
Two words used to describe a smart, sexy, way too hot for his age, sweet, bright being.

Joey Martin is a person who is loved by everyone. Maybe hated by some, but loved by lots more. Especially his best friends, they cant get enough of him.
JM is as well a person who is way hot and sexy. Usually with dark brown hair and brown eyes these joeys know how to work their magical charm.

Adjs- Smart, funny, romantic, unique, smooth, cute, sexy, affectionate, loveable.
Known to have "pink taco on the brain" many times during the day. Knows how to have a good time *wink wink*. and how to show a person a good time.

Overall a person you must get to know, and one of the awesomest people in the world by far. Great friend, person, lover and best friend.

Joey-Martin

by holliedoodle7 July 15, 2010

purple martin

when someone gets dick-slapped so hard it makes a purple penis shaped bruise on their face

she couldn't hide the purple martin i gave here no matter how much makeup she caked on

by he beaner July 26, 2011

Nasty Martini

the act of shaking a bottle of Martini Prosecco, putting the nozzle up a girls foofe and removing, causing it to fizz out of her downstairs

lewis hamilton loves to give a girl a nasty martini after winning the grand prix

"dude she totally let me give her a nasty martini seeing as it was new years"

by neonteddy July 3, 2012

Bald Martin

my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019