Orange Marmalade

A horrible substance that should be made illegal without identification proving that you are at least 70 years of age.

"I want to get a fake ID so that I can illegally purchase orange marmalade! REALLY!?.............No."

by queen_zoo September 1, 2013

marmot drop

an act of unexpected, yet unusually intense vindictiveness or cruelty, intended more for its psychological effect rather than its actual damage. Derived from "The Big Lebowski". As proper noun, refers to the attacks of September 11th.

It's been harder to travel on airplanes since the big Marmot Drop of 2001.

by condour August 5, 2003

marmite mongerer

someone who mungers marmite

someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

by Beardedsquid March 21, 2008

Marmon

One step higher than a moron, a real idiot

"I thought you were just a plain moron, but clearly your a marmon"

"Look at that kid with a turtle shaved into the back of his head, he looks a right marmon."

by Th3Truth999 September 25, 2017

Marmalade Maker

A lesbian.

Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.

See also Making Marmalade- having lesbian sex

'No more lesbian Marmalade I beg of you.'

by Nice even chunks... January 5, 2005

Marmaduke

hatefull hurting beans........

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Marmot

A shexy female assassin who shall destroy the sith ninjas and take their panda eggs!
And then eat some cottage cheese later.

Gimme those panda eggs! *yoink*

by Roasted Marmot June 11, 2005