douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

turd monger

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

by Meng September 1, 2004

Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006

magger

A word used by deuschebags across America to describe a girl that you must put a porn magazine on to keep yourself aroused during sex. Ideally you put it on her back during doggy style so that she never knows, but if he is truly hideous, the front will suffice.

Words to know: gagger bagger

Deuschebag 1: "Hey man, check her out"
Dueschebag 2: "Holy Shit! What a f***ing magger. I bet she's tight as sh!t though. Noone would want a piece of that. I'd mag and tap that in a second."

by giggidy February 21, 2005

moggel

A person of oriental ethnic background.

1. Sicong Ma is a moggel, said Peter
2. Is that a chinese person? Yes, you could also call him a moggel.

by Dave Craigid January 25, 2005

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Junk Mugger

A dude who digs other dudes. You know... in that way.

M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.

by Sp3rm Doner October 27, 2008