Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act
(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)
forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)
forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
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It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
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Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
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To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.
(n.)
The act of a messy mossy.
Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.
Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!
Tom is a messy mosser.
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Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.
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