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Melissa

A fat ugly entitled bitch who sits on the couch all day and has 3 vibrators hidden in her closet.
Guy 1: Did you milk the cows yet?
Guy 2: No I haven't milked Melissa yet
by MuralButton80 March 18, 2020
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Melissa

Awesome girl. She is hilarious and obsessed with Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and dancing. She is an amazing dancer and also an amazing friend. The only bad thing is one of our friends is going to kill us all and sew us together to R.I.P. in the same coffin. We are really good friends, best friends. No we aren't the closest but I still love her to death, luckily for her though I'm not the one planning to kill her, that's our other friend. W are swiffeys together even though I technically am not. She's helped me through a lot even if she doesn't know it.
Guy: dang! You see that awesome dancer over there?!
Girl: yah that's my friend Melissa. She's totally obsessed with Justin Bieber and she's completely awesome.
by Friendofagirl December 30, 2012
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melissa wynne

a type of huge bastard who is going on holiday in a week and then moving in to a new flat and getting a new car
im melissa wynne andi have everything
by alex is a fassy July 20, 2008
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melissa

a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff

such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it
melissa: hey johnny
johnny: ehh
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me
by thatoneguyyoublew November 29, 2011
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melissa mcgoldrick

the most prettiest girl in the world! she stands up for friends, she has the greatest heart in the world. She'll do anything for you, shes da bestt ever! She has two different colored eyes. Shes just, AMAZING! Melissa McGoldrick, sure knows how to bright up the dayy.
:)
"you know that melisssa? DYAUM!"
"melissa mcgoldrick sure is fine"
by kammmmy :) December 16, 2009
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Melissa Fougere

a hot sexy girl who is involved in the BHS dance program and all guys want to fuck her
escpecially brown and blonde haired teenagers
Melissa Fougere is one hot girl!
by bhsdancing November 11, 2012
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Melissa

a girl who makes typos every five seconds and is mean to duncan just bc he is white and she also uses the n word but she isn’t black and her race is hard to even tell
by xbomboi November 20, 2018
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