maria 

Maria from discord is v swag 10/10 would recommend

Maria from discord is so swag! I wish I could be her, she’s 10/10 swag

maria by erinugh May 2, 2021

maria 

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc

“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria”

maria by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

maria 

maria is the name of the most perfect girl ever. not all marias can relate to this only ONE. the one maria is the one that is the baddest bitch around, maria olivia.

maria is perfect

maria by anonymous May 18, 2021

Maria 

She's everything that a man needed.

Ronn found his Maria.

Maria by Tonyyytonyyy June 10, 2021

Maria 

Maria is the most beautiful girl ever has big ass and tits and will fall in love with someone named Romeo

I think Maria would have a boyfriend named Romeo

Maria by Bahrain’s July 9, 2021

Maria 

A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.

Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”

Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase

Maria by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021

Maria 

Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.

Maria is the stinkest person ever
That is so Maria

Maria by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021