Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.

Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

by Victim of mastering physics February 24, 2019

Masturdebate

1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.

Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.

Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.

Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)

Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.

by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011

Masood

A handsome man who can be a good father and a good husband. his body, face and attitude is very handsome. He is quiet and sometimes gets irritated by noise and noise from people who keep nagging. he is very reliable and cannot hide lies. He wants to do everything for his family to make a good future. he has a soft heart and can easily be hurt. he doesn't want to fight with people. If you have a Masood as your Husband or Boyfriend you are very lucky and you will certainly have a good life with him.

Wife: Masood is my husband
(Wife’s friends looking at Masood)

Wife’s friend 1: Omg your so lucky

Wife’s friend 2: He is so sweet and so handsome

Wife: Oh really? Haha

by Bts.lovesickk September 26, 2019

Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.

It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

by clam baker III November 23, 2009

Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

by big jimz May 27, 2009

Masochistic Friendship

1. Deriving pleasure from the pain of a friendship that you wish was something more.

2. Protecting a friendship by not making a move despite having feelings for the other party involved.

3. Attempting to remain friends with a person that broke up with you, knowing full well it will destroy you.

The guy knew that continuing to talk too, and hang out with, her would mean he's in a masochistic friendship at best.

He has so many girls as friends that one or two are bound to be masochistic friendships.

by -DJP- September 27, 2011