McDonalds

a place where they siphon the toilets directly to the... uhh... "chocolate milkshakes"

a place where they clean up dried cum and use them for french fries

a place for freaks with red hair, noses and white faces

a place where sausages REALLY ARE pig and/or rat intestines

damn that's some really fuckin good McDonald's! wanna go add sumthin to their milkshakes?

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

mcdonalds

Plastic shaped to resemble food. With chemically produced smell and "taste". Despite there latest move into salad, they are still the crappiest "restaurant" in the known world. People only eat there, when they a) Can't cook, b) Are stupid, c) Are broke, d) All above. Therefore...

Shit, I had to have F***ing McD's for lunch...

Excuse me sir, how does one clog ones arteries in the shortest period of time?

by leichenhalle August 29, 2003

Steve McDonald

Well, what can I say about this legend? If you've ever seen bid.tv, you will remember this charismatic guy. His singing, his dancing, his miserable little face and then when he's so happy... ah. We love Steve.
(NB:Steve McDonald is a presenter and auctioneer on the channel bid.tv).

Candiclaus: STEVE! STEEEEVE! I love you, Steve. I want your babies! I'll find you on myspace, Steve, I will. Steve McDonald is my boyfie.

by Tulleh April 22, 2007

Ronald McDonald's lovechild

A person with ginger hair. The term originated from the McDonald's mascot 'Ronald McDonald's hair colour.

Look... Ronald McDonald's lovechild stands out like a bitch even from here

by BRAPPP December 23, 2008

McDonalds

A corpse that has been made into a burger. The fries are from there penis.
The buns are there asscheeks and the
blood is ketchup.

by My name? July 26, 2003

McDonalds' Hat

An empty wallet. Having no money. Often used when gambling or to describe a big loss.

Ed: Let's go play some blackjack...

John: I can't dude, I've got a McDonalds' hat after that last video poker session.

by dillpixel February 20, 2010

Mcdonald's

A restaurant that serves crap right outta Britney Spears' ass.

McDonald's is the crappiest restaurant on the face of the planet.

by Lieutenant Tarpit May 24, 2004