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White Lightning 

When you're gettin head from a lady and you pull out at the last moment without fair warning and jizz right in her fukin face. All she sees is dat der White Lightning.
You should of seen the WHITE LIGHTNING treatment I gave Ann the other day, soon as I was ready to blast I pulled outta her mouth and sprayed her like a fire hydrant, she never saw it cumin LOL right in the fukin face! BOOM HEAD SHOT PROTEINS EVERYWHERE MAN
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whipped lightning 

The world's first alcohol-infused whipped cream. It's high in alcohol, sugary, and its great to put on ANYTHING.
That girl emptied 2 cans of whipped lightning.
whipped lightning by nesucks December 1, 2010

whipped lightning 

A relatively violent sexual move in which a male whips a female into several different sexual positions in rapid succession while also administering a taser to her abdomen.
Trent was particularly enamored with Emily so he brought her back to his room and gave her the whipped lightning.

chicago lightning 

When you fuck a girl so fast she cums before you
Kyle:How was your night with Kate?

Havoc:It was weird she came before me.

Kyle:Chicago Lightning?

Havoc:Chicago Lightning.

on lightning 

1) cool as heck, rad as rad can be

2) quickly coming into vogue, like a fad

3) no longer controllable by mortals, in the hands of the universe
1) Dude, I hear that Stacy's prom dress is on lightning.

2)Ben: Do you think parachute pants are here to stay?

Freddy: Nah man, I think they're just on lightning.

3)Martha: Are you gonna cram for the calculus test tonight?

Sean: What's the use? It's on lightning now.

to be struck by lightning 

to have an enlightenment or an epiphany
President Barack Obama needs to be struck by lightning when it comes to US Foreign Policy

white lightning 

when you're fucking a girl you cum on her face then proceed to antique her (throw flour in her face) and scream at the top of your lungs " by the hand of Zues, I smite thee."
when the girl out of line you hit her with the ol white lightning