lumber jill

A woman, usually a lesbian, who looks so butch that she could take on a lumber jack.

Dude, I saw this lumber jill yesterday and couldn't tell if it was a man or woman.

by jarredpickles87 June 9, 2007

German Lumberjack

When a man dresses as Adolf Hitler, kidnaps a jewish person, and finds a unlucky female victim. The jew is killed and stuff in the womens anal cavaity and the man dressed up as Hitler shits in her mouth, sews it shut and with the extra shit A hitler moustache is drawn on the females face.

Woman: Why are you dressed up as Hitler?

Man: Im about to go kidnap a jew and shove him directly up your ass...

Woman: Im up for new experiances!

Man: Good and than im going to shit in your mouth and rub it all on your face

Woman: Yes please! i love German Lumberjack!

by AdolfHitler_69edyourjew October 1, 2011

Lumberjack

when a girl bites your dick when she gives you head...shes chopping your wood

sally bit my dick...shes a lumberjack

by johnny hopkins December 21, 2008

Lumberjack

To lumberjack someone requires the efforts of two people. One, the jacker, hides in a tree while a second person lures the individual being lumberjacked under the tree and once in position the jacker leaps out of the tree onto the poor unsuspecting soul.

Brock has been pissing me off would you help me lumberjack him?

by Mitch Stanley & Brock Walker March 25, 2009

lumber

n. A pawnshop - the sort of cash mashine frequently occupied by broke losers.

Hey, there's a lousy lumber down the street.

by Alwe March 31, 2009

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008