Krazy koon

When a raccoon convinces himself he's a penguin because he's tripping balls on acid

Dude, is that a krazy koon?
I'm not sure man, I'm tripping balls

by TittyboyKILLA March 29, 2017

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Griffin Koonsman

A medieval giant that stood over 73 feet tall, he can break the sound barrier by jogging, he typically is hairless and roams the amazon rainforest during the years of 1563-2004

Holy shit griffin Koonsman is raiding the castle!!

by Benya mom over September 27, 2019

absolute koon

A crazy black man

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!

by zacthemac October 31, 2019

Dirty kyona

The act of telling someone that they're wack in the bed during sex to make them give you all they got!

This girl really tried to dirty kyona me ,but I showed her who's boss!

by Song long! November 10, 2020

Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.

Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson

Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."

My friend: "Why thank you, sir."

Me: "You're not welcome."

My friend: "DEAAAANN!"

Me: "Creamy :)"

by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

spoon koon

A black person who does crack.

Look at that spoon Koon over there.

by Awd123 July 6, 2021