Promise Keepers

A pan-denominational Christian men's organization, the Promise Keepers frightened liberals during the 1990's by their public commitment to being better fathers and husbands and more sincere Christians.

You're not really going to let your husband and son go to that Promise Keepers rally, are you?

by Gahmuret June 29, 2006

colin kaepernick

a very hot football player who was adopted...
quarterback for the 49ers ...a very sexy man

damn colin kaepernick is so sexy

by thebitchishere January 24, 2014

keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

Kreger

- Lez
- Having narrow shoulders
- Having really small ears
- Getting away with anything because of a good voice

"You're such a Kreger"

by de vet hvem May 29, 2008

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

by joey gladdus August 6, 2011

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004