a bag of kittens on the way to the river

you feel like shit , feel like death , feel really disturbed

Doug was out all night drinking I bet he feels like a bag of kittens on the way to the river.

by clyde12 January 15, 2008

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

by Brass March 29, 2004

Ass Kite

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

by McDoozle March 1, 2009

kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011

E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah

My E-Kitten is cute

by H9ppy August 31, 2022

kitter

Another word for cat.

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.

by DM Diller November 7, 2005