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Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
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bitchin' in the kitchen

Delicious food which has been prepared in a kitchen.
Apples for example are not bitchin' in the kitchen because they were not prepared. Cake can be bitchin' in the kitchen.
Andy: Dude this cake is bitchin' in the kitchen. It's delicious.
Bob: Thank you, I prepared it myself
by youdafoo92 May 4, 2010
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Obama is in the kitchen

This means a cop is nearby, but he is a "cool" cop.
Greg: Ayo wanna light up?
Mike: Bro there's a cop nearby.
Greg: Homie, Obama is in the kitchen.
Mike: Bet.
by DefinitionRobert September 17, 2021
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Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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Two C***s in a Kitchen

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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In the Kitchen

Constantly hooking up with your ex's
Jessica GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I'm not in the kitchen

um...yes you are

It's not my fault i was tricked!
by Dani_Joy March 22, 2009
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stay out of my kitchen

What you say to a pansexual when they come out of the closet.

Can also be used with a swear word: Stay the ____ out of my Kitchen
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm Pansexual
Guy 2: Stay out of my Kitchen
by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017
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