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the.official.kfc.man

the.official.kfc.man is a tik toker who posts content about mostly anime but sometimes other things. they have 82 followers
my favourite tik toker is the.official.kfc.man
by LETMEPICKANAMEGRRRR February 25, 2021
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Drive To KFC

Niall Horan decided to change the lyrics (and technically song title too) from "so baby if you say you want me to stay, I'll change my mind" to "so baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC" on tour in 2012-2013
Niall Horan: So baby if you say you want me to drive to KFC!
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watermelon basketball and kfc

Black People's life
*Online conversation in which no one knows the other skin color*
Jamal : Man i want to eat and play watermelon basketball and kfc
Other man : yup , you're black
by Ro0ul August 21, 2023
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Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!
"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"
by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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Chickens for KFC

1. A person who supports a politician, organization, or ideology that contradicts their own beliefs or values, often in an ironic or hypocritical manner.

2. Someone who ironically backs something they once criticized, often in a way that undermines their credibility.
1. "He's a real Chicken for KFC—out here endorsing policies that directly harm his community."

2. "After all that talk about corporate greed, she’s now working for them? Total Chickens for KFC move."
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

2: what are you talking about

1: rat
by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024
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