The Stephen Kelly

Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.

Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!

Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.

by iHateWindstream March 06, 2018

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Jim Kelly

Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.

Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.

Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!

by Lenny Kravitz May 20, 2006

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r kelly

Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.

R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

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Kelly Marie

The greatest girl in the entire world. She has no idea how much she means to me or how much I miss her or that I would do anything to be with her again. The perfect most beautiful woman I have/will ever lay my eyes on; soulmate.

That girl over there, Kelly Marie, is the only girl in the entire world for me.

by TR Leavy October 25, 2010

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