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Karma Goldman

A beautiful, kind, sweet and loving person who loves you for you she will never hurt you intentionally and is a very touchy person (loves hugs) if you ever find a Karma be good to her because if you piss her off or physically or emotionally hurt anyone she loves she will beat the shit out of you.
person 1: Holy shit why is that girl beating the shit out of that guy.

person 2: Oh that's just Karma Goldman and that guy just insulted her boyfriend.
by PhantomGamer36 November 3, 2021
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Karma Crafting

When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.
I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.

It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier
by PH3NF1X February 1, 2017
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Karma♡

Karma doesn't believe in themselves and sometimes gets upset and has bad days, but in reality, he is capable of accomplishing so much more than he thinks. Karma is beautiful, sweet, caring, handsome, compassionate, capable, smart, and sometimes she doesn't realize it but it's so true to everyone around her. Even through hardships and problems and rollercoaster-ing emotions, they've managed to muscle through, and have made it so far. There is no one as special as Karma, and they'll always be so important and positive to everybody around them.
I don't know what I'd do without Karma♡!

Karma♡ is so amazing, I wish they saw what I see in them.
by roseaesc February 1, 2022
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Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.
You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!
by bünch March 6, 2017
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crush karma

crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.
by Shsiyavskdusbejeu January 13, 2016
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Karma Timeout

When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.
Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.
by PTcroz April 3, 2009
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Colon Karma

The act of wondering if you should eat something, that might cause some gastrointestinal problems later.
Mike:Hmmm should i eat the 5 buck box from taco bell now...im going on a date in about 4 hours, i dont want to have to repaint her toilet. I will go with a homemade chicken salad instead.

Rajieen: yeah you wouldn't want to get some bad Colon karma for later.
by mr bonkers113 September 24, 2011
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