Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

by Joonson May 19, 2025

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)

"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025

Jolspeck

An absolute goober. They're a bit slow at times, but they're always loyal. You would be lucky to have a Jolspeck.

Person 1: Damn, you're friends with Jolspeck? Lucky.

by Gouda God September 21, 2025

The joosh

A man who punches cones like Chris brown punches women

“I just pulled a phat the joosh last night 12 cones later”

by Bigsneaky69 October 3, 2020

Suhail Joosab

A feathered fellow

What you say Suhail Joosab

by Amod muhammad October 7, 2020

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

Foo Joos

A really good band

person 1: “What song is this?”
foo joos stan: “THIS IS GIMME SUPERPOWERS MUSEUM BY FOO JOOS YOU PIG”

by hopeidie November 22, 2021