Word for masturbation coined Liam Mac Sheoinin for his novel George W. Bush Buys Coke in Mid-Eternity (published by Serving House Books 2011 ). It first appears in print in 2000 when a chapter of the MacSheoinin's novel was excerpted in the Abiko Annual.
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by Martin Masi January 20, 2013
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"Man, my ass hurts from that chunk Bernanke took out of it. I can't even pay my rent OR bend over. This fiscal incest is hurting my bottom AND my bottom line."
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by collinton June 27, 2011
Get the Incest mug.Noun. A.K.A. involuntary celibate.
A person who consciously desires to have sexual intercourse but is incapable of getting it for a variety of reasons that may or may not fall within his/her reasonable locus of control. Despite being widely used by holders and haters alike, this is a term that doesn't describe the full extent of the issues that self-identified "incels" struggle with. Most self-identified male incels reference the existence of a "black pill" (genetic determinism), which is more related to the reasoning, behind a sexually fulfilling life for males, being factors outside their reasonable locus of control (e.g. height, bone structure, race, dick size, etc.). This flies in contrast with ideological frameworks like the "blue pill" (complete and total blissful ignorance) and the "red pill" (behavioral determinism).
Despite what many haters or "anti-incels" may say, incel (condition) does not necessarily equal the black pill (ideological framework). As such, many "anti-incels" or "former incels" may be incels themselves, especially if they're male. These people are usually referred to as "incels-in-denial".
A person who consciously desires to have sexual intercourse but is incapable of getting it for a variety of reasons that may or may not fall within his/her reasonable locus of control. Despite being widely used by holders and haters alike, this is a term that doesn't describe the full extent of the issues that self-identified "incels" struggle with. Most self-identified male incels reference the existence of a "black pill" (genetic determinism), which is more related to the reasoning, behind a sexually fulfilling life for males, being factors outside their reasonable locus of control (e.g. height, bone structure, race, dick size, etc.). This flies in contrast with ideological frameworks like the "blue pill" (complete and total blissful ignorance) and the "red pill" (behavioral determinism).
Despite what many haters or "anti-incels" may say, incel (condition) does not necessarily equal the black pill (ideological framework). As such, many "anti-incels" or "former incels" may be incels themselves, especially if they're male. These people are usually referred to as "incels-in-denial".
Bluepiller: "I may be a kissless virgin at 30, but at least I'm not one of those horrible incels. Right, Honey?"
Honey: "Shut the fuck up, Steve. I'm going to have sex with Tyrone now. Just stay downstairs and play with your Nintendo Switch."
Bluepiller: "Yes, my goddess."
Anti-Incel: "See, inkels, all you have to do is have le personality, and you too can have a stellar relationship like this one."
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Redpiller: "Okay, after years upon years of going to the gym and learning game, I'm sure that I can finally bag at least a 1/10 female."
*does everything he learned and tries his absolute hardest*
1/10 female: "Ew, only 6 feet and above. Left-swipe."
Anti-Incel: "Yikes. He must've not had a good personality to not be able to attract a goddess like this. He should've showered a billion times a second and watched more movies with female protagonists."
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Blackpiller: "It's over."
Anti-Incel: "Yikes. This is literally violence and misogyny. You are literally the next Elliot Rodgers. I'm literally shaking right now. I'm going to screencap this and get this posted everywhere and dox you so that you get fired and can no longer financially support yourself and your loved ones. You are literal filth that deserves to die a slow and painful death."
Also Anti-Incel's Social Media: "I am really compassionate and just want to help people like incels realize their faults so that they can improve their personalities and live long, healthy, and fulfilling lives."
Honey: "Shut the fuck up, Steve. I'm going to have sex with Tyrone now. Just stay downstairs and play with your Nintendo Switch."
Bluepiller: "Yes, my goddess."
Anti-Incel: "See, inkels, all you have to do is have le personality, and you too can have a stellar relationship like this one."
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Redpiller: "Okay, after years upon years of going to the gym and learning game, I'm sure that I can finally bag at least a 1/10 female."
*does everything he learned and tries his absolute hardest*
1/10 female: "Ew, only 6 feet and above. Left-swipe."
Anti-Incel: "Yikes. He must've not had a good personality to not be able to attract a goddess like this. He should've showered a billion times a second and watched more movies with female protagonists."
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Blackpiller: "It's over."
Anti-Incel: "Yikes. This is literally violence and misogyny. You are literally the next Elliot Rodgers. I'm literally shaking right now. I'm going to screencap this and get this posted everywhere and dox you so that you get fired and can no longer financially support yourself and your loved ones. You are literal filth that deserves to die a slow and painful death."
Also Anti-Incel's Social Media: "I am really compassionate and just want to help people like incels realize their faults so that they can improve their personalities and live long, healthy, and fulfilling lives."
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by Kevin Esser April 19, 2008
Get the Incest mug.Incest is when you finally realize that you really do love your brother or your father, and together you discover the wonder and the beauty and the joy of expressing that deep love to each other with your bodies.
"Most girls grow up and leave home and search the world for their true love, never realizing that he was just in the next room - and they would have known, but society had brainwashed them into thinking that incest was somehow taboo."
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