Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

password hemorrhage

When you sign up on multiple websites but can't utilize them again because you keep forgetting your passwords.

I really wanted to make that life sized paper avatar on instructables.com but couldn't get the instructions because I was suffering from a serious case of password hemorrhage.

by mcjennifer7 April 9, 2011

small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

furry.hyejoo

Tiktok account soon to pass Charli

look! furry.hyejoo is at 400m!

by Jessica Bandz December 25, 2020

sexual hemorrhage

Sexual hemmoraghe is when in the practice of anal intercourse the penis damages the anus

that man gave me sexual hemorrhage

by rape artist December 26, 2021

Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis

Someone who is so narcissistic and childish that they refuse to see their own mistakes and blame the entire world for their sad and selfish way of life. Always a victim and never the responsible party for anything. You will never win an argument with them or get them to see their wrong doings.

“Man, I can’t believe what Brooke did to my brother”
“What happened?”

“Her car broke down and even after he fixed it, she blamed him for not knowing it would break and not being able to fix it faster, she didn’t even pay him!”

“Wow, she’s such a Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis!”

by Jonny ButterStrings November 15, 2023