Horndog

Awesome stoner webcomic about a horny dog.

I'm reading HORNDOG. It's THA SHIT!

by Tom Dubb June 13, 2011

Rusty French-horn

To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.

Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!

by Zack Payne October 4, 2006

Horntacular

The thought of being extremely horny.

"I went to the strip club on Friday. I've been horntacular ever since, dude."

by KBrock December 14, 2008

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

by JJ July 30, 2003

Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 18, 2007

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

Horn Lake

A city in Mississippi just a little South of Memphis, TN

I live in Horn Lake, MS.

by Zeke March 10, 2004