Closet Homosexual 

A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).

A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.

B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.

Closet Homosexual by Havoc teh Raven April 23, 2006

Flaming Homosexual 

A type of homosexual that is easily detected by a person with little to moderate "gay-dar". The male form is typically extroverted and has an obsession with fashion. The female form it typically stoic and has an obsession with physical prominence.

Carson Kressley is such a flaming homosexual even George Bush could tell he is gay.

Flaming Homosexual by Steve Tester June 1, 2006

Aromantic Homosexual 

Aromantic means to have no romantic attraction or not wanting to date.
Homosexual means sexual attraction towards the same gender.
So aromantic homosexual is a person that doesn't feel romantic attraction and is still attracted sexually by the same gender.

I don't love this person but they are so hot i would totally have sex with them! I think i am aromantic homosexual.

Aromantic Homosexual by Seth0e/Sam October 13, 2019

closet homosexual 

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.

closet homosexual by jsd9632 January 9, 2012

Leighton homosexual 

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.

"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."

Leighton homosexual by hochullain April 21, 2010

morbidly homosexual 

Something that is so extremely gay it causes death.

dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"

girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"

morbidly homosexual by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009

Lamppost Homosexual 

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

Lamppost Homosexual by Geeez February 24, 2008